“Daylight” (2013)
Not the Dutch drama that came out in 2013. “A team of Child Protective Services workers investigate a series of bizarre child abuse cases in the small town of Daylight, IN. As the mystery unfolds, they...
View Article“The Child Remains” (2017)
“Maybe the house has PTSD” “An expectant couple’s intimate weekend turns to terror as they discover their secluded country inn is a haunted maternity home where infants and mothers were murdered.”...
View Article“Last Radio Call”
“Do you have a pen?” According to wikipedia, “The Last Radio Call or End of Watch Call is a ceremony in which, after a police officer’s death, the officers from his or her unit or department gather...
View Article“We Are Still Here” (2015)
We’ve got a new contender for coolest poster This is one of the movies that’s so good that I actually want you to watch knowing as little as possible. In 1979, a couple – Anne and Paul – move into a...
View Articlestuff I didn’t finish watching
Stuff that I didn’t feel like deserved their own post because I didn’t even finish them! “Look Away” (2018 film) BLEGH. I don’t know why this has so many glowing reviews. Maria is a 17 year old high...
View Article“No Sleep: Fragments of Horror” (2017)
From the fellow who brought us Deadware and Last Radio Call This is an anthology film of a bunch of unconnected shorts. Unlike the stories from r/nosleep, each segment knows when to end. Like every...
View Article“There’s Something Wrong with the Children”
I feel bad for whoever has this cabin booked next. “A family takes a weekend trip with longtime friends and their two young children, but, they suspect something supernatural when the kids behave...
View Article“Don’t Blink” (2014)
“Ten people arrive at a secluded mountain resort to find it completely deserted. With no gas for the return trip, the visitors are forced to stay and investigate the mystery surrounding the abandoned...
View Article“Nix” (2022)
Mom, the walls are sweating again! “A psychological horror film inspired by Germanic folklore, the story of Nix follows a tragedy at a mysterious lake and its frightening consequences as a shattered...
View Article“Sleeping Beauties” (2023)
Weirdest sequel to Labyrinth imaginable. I know normally I just do one post but this other one was too rad not to share Take it, imdb “Cahya gets a job as a maid working in an isolated old mansion....
View ArticleI’m on letterboxd now
I just decided to join in order to get some nice recommendations from a third party website that’s uses user data to give you recommendations – so like if I gave this movie 5 stars and this movie 1...
View Article“The Winter Witch” (2022)
“Winter” in heavy quotes There aren’t any babies in this movie and the victims seem to range from 6 to middle aged?? Imdb tells us, “At the behest of her boss Ronnie, journalist Ingrid Hoffman returns...
View Article“The Pact” (2012)
“Presumably it’ll get scary somAAAUGH” imdb says: “As a woman struggles to come to grips with her past in the wake of her mother’s death and the disappearance of her sister, an unsettling presence...
View Article“The Other Black Girl” (2023)
This one’s a tv show! I’m only on episode 3, so no spoilers beyond that! This show is good! The end. Just kidding. The premise of the show is basically: a second black woman gets hired to work at a...
View Article“13 Sherwood Ave” (2023)
Alexa this is so scary play Despacito “In January 2023 a man was found dead in his home. The events were captured on his home’s AI Smart security system. In the days up to his death his smart devices...
View Article“Ouija House” (2018)
This guy would kill at Scrabble As usual, here’s what imdb tells us: “A girl takes her friends to a house with a dark past for a research project. They unwittingly summon an evil entity with plans of...
View Article“Rose Red” (2002)
“Yeah, Annie. Real bad.” Okay so once upon a time there was a highly esteemed movie director named Stephen who wanted to do a movie version of Shirley Jackson’s “Haunting of Hill House”, so he asked a...
View ArticleTop Eight Christmas Songs I Hate
Hey wait, this isn’t about tv or movies! :O I love Christmas. What can I say? The lights, the music, the presents, the movies? All good. Being allowed to make 12 dozen cookies in one week even if you...
View ArticleExciting New Project
I’m lazy. There. I said it. Typing up these reviews takes so long and I just haven’t felt like it in forever. But I’m embarking on an exciting new project and hopefully this will reignite my interest...
View Article“Deep Hatred” (2022)
I couldn’t even come up with a humorous opening line for this one. I mean, “‘Deep Hatred'” describes my feelings for this movie” is too obvious. “Cindy returns to her family home after the death of her...
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