“Before Someone Gets Hurt”
I hated this movie! Summary courtesy imdb “Tim and his team are the rising stars of the ghost hunting game. One thing they all like better than a good haunt is a great prank. When the team arrives at a...
View Article“The Innkeepers”
This art is so cool. Summary courtesy imdb “During the final days at the Yankee Pedlar Inn, two employees determined to reveal the hotel’s haunted past begin to experience disturbing events as old...
View Article“Final Prayer” / “The Borderlands”
Summary courtesy imdb as usual “A team of Vatican investigators descend upon a church in a remote area to demystify the unusual happenings, but what they discover is more disturbing than they had first...
View Article“Devil’s Island” (2021)
Inaccurate summary courtesy imdb “A young woman inherits a small island in New York and discovers it has a dangerous history.” This movie has a 3.6 out of 10 on imdb despite being as competently shot...
View Article“The Disappointments Room”
Where do I even start with this? “A mother and her young son release unimaginable horrors from the attic of their rural dream home.” This movie… The plot is… I was thinking it was like 8 writers were...
View Article“Smile”
Oh look a movie you might have heard of! Hit it, imdb: “After witnessing a bizarre, traumatic incident involving a patient, a psychiatrist becomes increasingly convinced she is being threatened by an...
View Article“The Inheritance” (the 2020 one that doesn’t have Lily Collins in it)
Just over here having the worst luck imaginable with finding an actually good horror movie! Imdb: “A woman’s inheritance leads her to Eastern Europe to uncover a dark and disturbing family secret.”...
View Article“Haunting of Winchester House”
“A family moves in to look after the Winchester mansion for a few months, and soon find themselves terrorized by vengeful spirits. With the help of a paranormal investigator they’ll unravel the mystery...
View Article“Host”
This was actually one of the first movies I watched before this inexplicable spooky movie marathon I went on. Imdb: “Six friends hire a medium to hold a seance via Zoom during lockdown, but they get...
View ArticleI’m famous
Okay not really. But occasionally I google my blog name just to see if someone is using my screenshots (if they link back to me that’s fine), and I found out actual website looper.com quoted me twice...
View Article“Malicious” (2018)
“A young college professor and his pregnant wife unwittingly release a malevolent entity with murderous intentions.” This movie was stupid and I hated it. I had such high hopes, with its 5.0 out of 10...
View Article“The Visitor (2022)
“After a series of tragedies, Robert moves with his wife back to her childhood home. After he discovers an old portrait of a man who looks like him, he goes down a rabbit hole to discover the identity...
View Article“The Selling” (2011)
“A too-honest-for-his-own-good real estate agent has to sell a haunted house before its ghostly inhabitants ruin his life.” Richard Scarry (pronounced “scary”) is a real estate agent with no relation...
View Article“The Taking of Deborah Logan”
“An elderly woman battling Alzheimer’s disease agrees to let a film crew document her condition, but what they discover is something far more sinister going on.” I mean, I can’t sum it up better than...
View Article“Dr. Kim Hunter and the Apparition” / “The Entity Within” (2022) (or 2023)...
Very lengthy synopsis courtesy imdb as always “The film is about a celebrity medium that gets pulled back into her past and her home town when someone she knows seeks her help with an “apparition”...
View Article“Deadware” (2021)
“In 1999, two friends use a webcam for the first time and stumble across a mysterious browser game that may be haunted.” Like the far superior Zoom-based horror movie “Host”, “Deadware” has a slow...
View Article“Horror in the High Desert” (2021)
“In July 2017, an experienced outdoor enthusiast vanished in Northern Nevada while on an outdoor excursion. After an extensive search, he was never located. On the three-year anniversary of his...
View Article“Ouija 3: The Charlie Charlie Challenge”
What they want you to think this movie is What it actually is: I actually like the second one better! “An eccentric haunted house owner invites a group of hapless teens over to play the terrifying game...
View Article“A Savannah Haunting”
It’s a doozy today. “A family loses their young daughter in a tragic drowning and moves to Savannah, only to be haunted by her presence in their new home.” I’m sure I’ve never mentioned it, but I...
View Article“The Dead Girl in Apartment 03”
Guess what this is about. “After finding her roommate dead under mysterious circumstances, a young woman is haunted inside her apartment.” Yep, so… there’s not a whole lot to say in terms of plot. A...
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