DJH: 201, “Eggbert” and 202, “A Helping Hand”
Ah, season 2 of Degrassi Junior High. Even the more mundane issues are about to get upped a notch. I mean on the first disc alone, we’ve got Teen Pregnancy x 2, a different kind of child abuse than we...
View ArticleDJH: 203, “Great Expectations”, and 204, “Dinner and a Show”
“Great Expectations,” January 1988 You have no idea the trouble I’ve had writing the correct year on the three recaps I did today. Just now the date went from 2988 to 1998 to 21919 before I managed to...
View ArticleBMW: 315, “The Heart Is a Lonely Hunter”, Feb 2, 1996
Shawn’s making out with some chick again. And by “some chick” I mean LARISA OLEYNIK. She’s not a huge star, especially these days, but she was friggin Alex Mack, okay? Shawn says he really likes her....
View ArticleGlee: 107, “Throwdown”; Oct 14, 2009
Sue and Schue are arguing in slow motion. Schue monologues about being ashamed of how ridiculous he’s being. Sue monologues about how majestic she looks with an angry-face on. Schue’s monologue...
View ArticleGlee: 108, “Mash-up”; Oct 21, 2009
Enter, Karofksy. Or at least the back of his head. The first appearance of Dave Karofsky. Karofsky tells Finn and Quinn they’re losers, even worse losers than the hockey team. Karofsky also says HE’S...
View ArticleDJH: 205, “Stagefright,” and 206, “Fight!”
Sorry I missed last week. I just could not get motivated to recap Degrassi. Or anything else. I know I would definitely be motivated if I was getting paid, though. >_> I’m still on the fence...
View ArticleBMW: 316, “Stormy Weather”; Feb 9, 1996
All right, an Eric-centric episode! Eric still has his internship at the news station. And he can’t drive Cory to school because of it. If only Cory had two parents with vehicles of their own. I mean...
View ArticleGlee: 109, “Wheels”; November 11, 2009
Glee’s final season is reportedly not going to air until the winter/spring 2015 season. This makes me very sad, because that likely means there’s no Christmas album. It’s too bad, because I loved 3 of...
View ArticleGlee: 110, “Ballad”; November 18, 2009
The theme for the week is “Ballad”. Brittany asserts that a ballad is a male duck. Kurt corrects her by saying it is in fact a love song. Will corrects both of them by saying a ballad is a story set...
View ArticleBMW: 317, “The Pink Flamingo Kid”; February 16, 1996
Trying to get back in the swing of reviewing things. Huuh. Before we dive in, I’m going to get hugely ahead of myself. I mentioned in an earlier post that I was already thinking of what I’d review once...
View ArticleGMW: 102, “Girl Meets Boy”; July 11, 2014
From what I gather, episode 3 actually leaked online before episode 2. The site watch this show on has two completely different episodes under the “episode 2″ list, so I’m just assuming THIS is...
View ArticleGMW: 103, “Girl Meets Sneak Attack”; July 18, 2014
Why couldn’t this episode just be called “Sneak Attack”? And I was just thinking, wouldn’t it have made more sense for the last episode to be called “Girl Meets Communication” or “Girl Meets Analogue”...
View ArticleBMW: 318, “Life Lessons”; Feb 23, 1996
Most of the episodes up to this point have had some kind of life lesson in them, and now they even have an episode called “Life Lessons.” WHAT WILL THIS EPISODE BE ABOUT, I WONDER?? LIFE LESSONS,...
View ArticleQuick breather – funny spam
Yeah, I know. No one cares about spam. I just like the spam comments I’ve been getting lately. Hey I am so happy I found your web site, I really found you by mistake, while I was browsing on Askjeeve...
View ArticleGlee: 111, “Hairography”; November 25, 2009
Sue asks for the glee club setlist. Schue agrees to give her a copy even though he thought she wasn’t interested in glee club anymore and I was pretty sure he already gave it to her anyway. Schue...
View ArticleGMW: 104, “Girl Meets Father”; July 25, 2014
Well, anyway. The school is having a funk-themed dance. Oh boy. Riley and Maya spot a “ninth grade woman” putting on makeup in the hallway, rather than in the bathroom where there’s a larger mirror...
View ArticleBMW: 319, “I Was a Teenage Spy”; April 26, 1996
Aw man, there’s just one episode after this and then my FAVORITE episode. I mean, my other favorite, since I already called The Monkees reunion one my favorite. Turner and Eli force Cory to hand out...
View ArticleDJH: 207, “Bottled Up” and 208, “Sealed witha Kiss”
“Bottled Up” February 15, 1988 Kathleen is excited because she “made the team!” But her mom is passed out on the couch. Kathleen’s mom is a drunk. Her dad calls right then and Kathleen tells him she...
View ArticleGirl Meets World: 105, “Girl Meets the Truth”; August 1, 2014
So on the website that I totally don’t stream this show illegally from, the title is “Girl Meets Brother”. Both titles are terrible. According to imdb, “Girl Meets Brother” is supposed to be the season...
View ArticleBMW: 320, “I Never Sang For My Legal Guardian”; May 3, 1996
Shawn is calling the answering machine at Turner’s house to check to see if his dad called. I was going to make some crack about how in the 90s you had to actually call an external machine to check...
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