“Ouija: Origin of Evil” (2016)
One of far too many movies with “Ouija” in the name, this is a prequel to 2014’s “Ouija”, which I have seen 20 minutes of because apparently you can’t watch pirated movies on my dvd player without the...
View ArticleLast Christmas Advent: Days 6-15
Guess who kept forgetting to post! Sixth Christmas: Matt Cornett, from [deep breath] High School Musical: The Musical: The Series: The Christmas Special: The Sequel: The Lunchbox. Okay those last two...
View ArticleLast Christmas Advent: Days 1-5
By now, some of you may be familiar with “Whamageddon.” It’s a “game” where the idea is to avoid hearing Wham’s “Last Christmas” for as long as possible during the holiday season. Personally I think...
View Article“True Nightmares” (2015-2016)
It’s not often I review horror tv shows on here. Actually, I never have. Unless “Rose Red” counts, but that was a miniseries. And I’ve mentioned other horror miniseries to disparage movies I was...
View Article“The Turning” (2020)
Easily the worst adaptation of Henry James’ “The Turning of the Screw” to come out in 2020. A school teacher gets a job to be a live-in governess for an orphan whose last governess just died. Anyway,...
View Article“Night at the Eagle Inn” (2021)
You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave! *guitar solo* Okay true story, it wasn’t until I had settled on that quote that I was suddenly struck with the thought “wait, is this movie...
View Article“The Hopewell Haunting” (2023)
Spicy southern Santa severely spooked “An elderly, jaded preacher struggles to regain control of his life after a terrifying experience with the unknown.” Every now and then I watch a movie where I...
View Article“Damien: The Omen II” (1978)
Starting one week after the finale of the first Omen, the guy from that movie that I didn’t mention once in my review meets up with some archaeologist. Damien has been put into the custody of his...
View Article“The Omen” (1976)
I swear this timing was a coincidence I always feel kind of stupid reviewing older things. It’s not some obscure indie horror flick. It’s a horror classic from Fox. You’ve probably heard of it. What...
View Article“The Autopsy of Jane Doe” (2016)
“A father and son, both coroners, are pulled into a complex mystery while attempting to identify the cause of death of a young woman who was apparently harboring dark secrets.” Tired of watching horror...
View Article“Face Your Fears – Thriller Shorts for Adults” (2020)
fly out of a window, fly off a building An anthology film featuring four films that I assume are all award-winning because I have never once seen a horror short that hasn’t won like 50 awards. I find...
View Article“The Silent Scream” (1979)
UGH I hated this movie. Do you like slasher films where nothing happens for the first 30 minutes and even the supposedly creepy people aren’t even creepy in those 30 minutes? THEN THIS IS THE MOVIE FOR...
View Article“The Boogeyman” (2023)
“I’m your boogieman, I’m your boogieman, turn me on” Based on a Stephen King short story, and from the director of pants-pissingly scary “Host”, “The Boogeyman” concerns a family, as movies often do....
View Article“The Exorcist: Believer” (2023)
and then I saw her face The latest sequel in the long-running Exorcist franchise, this film is a mess. I saw the original Exorcist when I was like 14 and couldn’t sleep afterwards, and have seen none...
View Article“The Lost Footage of Leah Sullivan” (2018)
Tony Lazuto?! “An unedited memory card from a camera shows Leah Sullivan’s school project about a cold case murder that doesn’t seem to be so cold after all.” A completely unexplained person found Leah...
View Article“Woman in the Chair” (2022)
She’s just sitting there… menacingly! “A man finds a ghost sitting in a chair that never moves, and opens up a ghost tourism business for the wealthy. But terrifying occurrences haunt the observers as...
View Article“They Talk” (2021)
??? Also known as “They Talk to Me”, the longer than usual imdb summary says this “Alex, a sound engineer, accidentally records mysterious voices: disturbing messages from the afterlife who warn him...
View Article“A Town Full of Ghosts” (2022)
Hope you like nostrils! “A couple moves into a forgotten ghost town with big plans to restore it, but soon discovers the town has an evil secret.” Another entry from Isaac Rodriguez of No Sleep films,...
View Article“Emelie” (2016)
Shocking: area woman agrees with imdb user ratings “A couple’s replacement babysitter turns out to be more than they bargained for when she subjects their kids to a series of twisted activities.” A...
View Article“Fingerprints” (2006)
What a SHOCKING turn of events! “Fresh out of rehab, a young woman moves back in with her parents and sister, and soon becomes involved in a mystery that has left people in her town paralyzed.” Okay I...
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