“The Autopsy of Jane Doe” (2016)
“A father and son, both coroners, are pulled into a complex mystery while attempting to identify the cause of death of a young woman who was apparently harboring dark secrets.” Tired of watching horror...
View Article“The Omen” (1976)
I swear this timing was a coincidence I always feel kind of stupid reviewing older things. It’s not some obscure indie horror flick. It’s a horror classic from Fox. You’ve probably heard of it. What...
View Article“Damien: The Omen II” (1978)
Starting one week after the finale of the first Omen, the guy from that movie that I didn’t mention once in my review meets up with some archaeologist. Damien has been put into the custody of his...
View Article“The Hopewell Haunting” (2023)
Spicy southern Santa severely spooked “An elderly, jaded preacher struggles to regain control of his life after a terrifying experience with the unknown.” Every now and then I watch a movie where I...
View Article“Night at the Eagle Inn” (2021)
You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave! *guitar solo* Okay true story, it wasn’t until I had settled on that quote that I was suddenly struck with the thought “wait, is this movie...
View Article“The Turning” (2020)
Easily the worst adaptation of Henry James’ “The Turning of the Screw” to come out in 2020. A school teacher gets a job to be a live-in governess for an orphan whose last governess just died. Anyway,...
View Article“True Nightmares” (2015-2016)
It’s not often I review horror tv shows on here. Actually, I never have. Unless “Rose Red” counts, but that was a miniseries. And I’ve mentioned other horror miniseries to disparage movies I was...
View ArticleLast Christmas Advent: Days 1-5
By now, some of you may be familiar with “Whamageddon.” It’s a “game” where the idea is to avoid hearing Wham’s “Last Christmas” for as long as possible during the holiday season. Personally I think...
View ArticleLast Christmas Advent: Days 6-15
Guess who kept forgetting to post! Sixth Christmas: Matt Cornett, from [deep breath] High School Musical: The Musical: The Series: The Christmas Special: The Sequel: The Lunchbox. Okay those last two...
View Article“Ouija: Origin of Evil” (2016)
One of far too many movies with “Ouija” in the name, this is a prequel to 2014’s “Ouija”, which I have seen 20 minutes of because apparently you can’t watch pirated movies on my dvd player without the...
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